A steet walkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

Age: I was born in 19somethingnoneofyourbusiness

From: Williams Township with notable detours in New Jersey, Palmer and Bethlehem

Personal: Unmarried but twitterpated, no children

Education: Toiling aimlessly in college for the last decade

Occupation: Professional clerk/entry level employee

Rah Rah: Siss Boom Bah

Interests: Early rock music, befriending outside my age group

Hobbies: Bowling, bourbon and belligerence

Heroes: Johnny Cash, Rudy Ray Moore, Kenny Hotz

Rebels Against: Whaddaya got?