I saw John Waters at the State Theatre last week. I was really looking forward to it because I'm a big fan of Polysester, Serial Mom, Cry Baby and his other kitchsy trash nonsense.
BUT I was also looking forward to see what kind of crowd would show up. The State Theatre always seems so stuffy and button-down. I wanted to see how many green haired, tattooed, leopard print covered maniacs came out to pay tribute to The Pope Of Trash in that hallowed, old hall.
Unfortunately, and Miss Pamela Porter will back me up on this, there was a terrible turnout. I'd say the front and side orchestra sections were full but nothing in the balcony or under the balcony. I'd never seen the place so empty. My sweetheart and I were driving home and couldn't believe how nobody showed up the night John Waters came to Easton.
A guy I know was at The Pixies show at The State Theatre this winter and he said that show wasn't a great sell either (you'd have to ask Tom Coombe for verification). The Pixies came to town and we didn't give them the key to the city?!
[Editor's note: While the show wasn't sold out, they didn't play to an empty room either. But yeah, if it was up to me, the Pixies would have gotten a key to the city.]
Years ago, I used to drive to strange towns hours from here to see little bands at little clubs and bars. I'd hear about them online and find out they were playing in Patterson, NJ or Wilmington, DE.
I'd talk to locals who would say, "You drove all the way from Easton, PA to come here? To see these guys?" What choice did I have? There's nowhere to see anyone around here. The closest thing we have to a little rock'n'roll bar is Fuglee's. And I never know if that place is going to be open when I go down there.
I feel like Mr. Hand in Fast Times At Ridgemont High. "What are you people? On dope?" (Maybe if they were there'd be somewhere fun to go around here) How is there is is NO counterculture in this town at all?
I'm not talking about two piece jam bands playing at Porter's Pub or bar bands playing "Summer of 69" every night at some mediocre dive. Where are all the green haired, tattooed, leopard print covered maniacs hanging out at? Hell, I used to live down the street from the Sterling Hotel in Allentown and I'd bomb down there just to bump into other rockabilly weirdos trying to drink, fight and - well, whathaveyou.
At least The State Theatre has gotten some guts over the last couple of years. I've been able to see Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Artie Lange, The Kids In The Hall and now John Waters there.
And you know what?
If whatever counterculture we have doesn't start going to see acts like that when they come to town - they're going to stop coming.
Carter Lansing
7:58 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Seriously, Drew? You haven't learned the important lesson that weird has nothing to do with the outward trappings? You think one must be green haired, tattooed, and leopard print covered in order to be a maniac? You just aren't' paying attention, Sir. Easton if full of Freaks. And I mean with a capital "F". I have been in some places that would make Henry Rollins throw up a little in his mouth and I can tell you that some of the people populating our fair city are by any stretch of the imagination "weird". There is a whole generation of people who were responsible for the invention of half of the trends by which "weirdness" is measured today who are trying to hold down jobs, raise kids and still rock out with their c*ck out. It ain't easy, son. Just because they don't have their piercings in, and settled for male pattern baldness over a mohawk, does not diminish the weirdness. Now, if you are simply decrying the turn out for these events, fine. But don't assume that the strange folk have disappeared. They have simply gotten day jobs.
J. Drew Stefancin
12:46 am on Thursday, March 15, 2012
Unacceptable.
Matthew Ellis
10:51 pm on Wednesday, March 14, 2012
I think a lot of weirdos don't have the income to afford a night at the theatre. I for one am a huge John Waters fan and was unable to make it. It's too steep for me right now. I hope he comes back.
Pamela Porter
10:05 am on Thursday, March 15, 2012
Drew:
I bought my tickets online at the State website, and if I recall correctly the balcony/under-balcony area was not advertised for sale. If my memory is accurate, then it was a pretty full crowd. If not, then not so much.
I am not as familiar as I should be with the Pixies, so I can’t comment other than to say I am a fan of the offshoot band Belly, and I have Kelley Deal’s book - "Bags That Rock: Knitting on the Road with Kelley Deal", and can state with authority she’s a great knitter : )
Now – onto “where were the weirdos?”
*I* am one of those “weirdos”. Instead of flying my freak flag in the form of green hair and tattoos, I prefer to wear my tailored clothing from Talbots while I pour tea from my mothers’ wedding silver tea service and tell you how Wes Craven’s “Last House On The Left” is taken directly from Ingmar Bergman’s “Virgin Spring”. As evidenced by the book I brought to the Waters show, I also have an appreciation of Herschell Gordon Lewis and I am a true-crime aficionado as well. Cream or lemon, and one lump or two? : )
I identify with Waters because I was raised in a family very similar to his. My mother was as straight-laced as they come, but she was also the one who told the nice ladies at the Jacksonville Public Library to lay off me and let me check out “Peyton Place” if I wanted to already!
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Pamela Porter
10:06 am on Thursday, March 15, 2012
We may not dress the part, but I’d bet good money we’re more outré than most current twenty-somethings whose idea of “radical” would be those heinous “Human Centipede” movies. At least Waters was tasteless with good taste – you can’t find that any more.
So, I will continue to needlepoint pillows, use cloth napkins and serve deviled eggs on those plates with the appropriate indentations, and if you’re really nice to me, I might let you see my ancient, un-cut VHS tape of “Santa Sangre” : )
PS – to the person who recently told me he “wasn’t sure John Waters was very respectful of women”: he was a total gentleman last Thursday when I asked him to sign my copy of his book “Shock Value” : )
J. Drew Stefancin
12:43 pm on Thursday, March 15, 2012
Carter & Pamlea,
The "dressing the part" isn't what bothers me. I'm against wearing the agreed upon uniform of any scene. I maintain a block colors, no logo personal dress code (I ain't nobody's billboard). The only downside is that when I see a cute rockabilly or heavy metal knockout I probably don't catch her eye and she'd have no idea I voted for Slayer in the last presidential election (as a write in).
I guess I'm jealous of other towns that have several rock and roll clubs where bands play every night and all the long haired, noise pierced goons hang. Cuz I need somewhere to go.
Pamela Porter
2:24 pm on Thursday, March 15, 2012
I know it's not in Easton, but I understand the "Secret Art Space" in Bethlehem attracts an...eclectic crowd.
Walt
2:48 pm on Thursday, March 15, 2012
Drew, attend an art show the next time Suddenly Samantha has one. You won't be disappointed. The last one had a band that had a saw and washboard.
J. Drew Stefancin
6:16 pm on Thursday, March 15, 2012
Art shows and me.... dont.... don't get along.
Christina Georgiou
9:48 pm on Thursday, March 15, 2012
Not exactly what you're looking for, but you may find some of the classier local stealth freaks hang out at Black & Blue...Besides the people, the brew and absinthe selection, along with the food, is quite excellent.
J. Drew Stefancin
2:58 pm on Saturday, March 17, 2012
The bar I mentioned in this blog - Fuglee's Pub on 13th Street - will be closing at the end of the month. There goes another neighborhood pub. Whether you're a drinker or not there's no denying these places are somewhat significant in that they help contribute to a town's atmosphere and character. Pretty soon we'll all only be able to get an after work cocktail at an Applebee's or Ruby Tuesdays.
Tom Coombe
3:05 pm on Saturday, March 17, 2012
I don't drink, so I haven't spent any time in Easton's bars, except when I was a reporter, and they played a role in news stories, and my editor sent me to talk to people. Fuglee's was one of those places: after the 2007 triple murder on 13th Street, one of the intended victims ran from the house and went there.
J. Drew Stefancin
3:15 pm on Saturday, March 17, 2012
It's gonna be apartments soon, buddy.
Gene Koose
7:41 am on Tuesday, March 27, 2012
I LOVE Fuglees, got a t shirt & everything--aaarrrggghhh!!!!
J. Drew Stefancin
11:22 am on Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Saturday March 31st is your last day to go there, sir.
Gene Koose
8:00 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Love, fame, & wealth shall come & go...But thirst is eternal! The saying on the back of my Fuglees t-shirt. Words to live by...unfortunately Fuglees will not be eternal...
J. Drew Stefancin
9:29 am on Wednesday, March 28, 2012
If only there were more of us to keep the place afloat. Wanna go on Saturday?.... I'll go on Saturday.
Gene Koose
9:35 am on Monday, April 2, 2012
Oh, so sorry. I am in Florida on vacation. I won"t be back until it is too late! Wish I could have been there! I hope she went out "in style"!!!